Tag: Coronavirus

Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins makes no qualms ...

Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies

LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS — Doctors attending to his final moments say that Hoss Huckleberry, ...

Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation at least, recorded ...

Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, America’s most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet another klanpaign rally ...

Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents’ ...

McConnell Says Trump’s Dick Tastes Like ‘Total Authority’ to Him

COAL BONER, KENTUCKY — President Donald Trump suggested during a recent coronavirus task force ...