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Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19
The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he has tested positive ...
White House Admits It Fed Trump Cheeseburgers and Called Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals ...
Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on ...
NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The City of New York has extended an offer ...
To End Abortion, President Trump Bans Pregnancy Tests
WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal bases of support comes from ...
Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...
Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not really a secret that President Donald Trump’s administration is ...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...
Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...
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