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Cornelius Fudge Says Coronavirus Seems Well Contained and Magical Economy Can Re-Open ‘Immediately’
ENGLAND, THE WIZARD WORLD — Former Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge gave an interview ...
White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — What, exactly, is “Obamagate?” To be sure, it’s something that King ...
Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...
Trump Supporter Plummets to His Death After Fauci Advises to Stay Away From Bridges on Windy Days
Oh, hello there! Did you come here thinking you’d find yet another stunning example ...
President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, the United States has suffered 83, ...
Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections
All across the United States, Americans are finding out that the executive branch of ...
Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...
Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy.”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn’t done much to hide his support ...
President Promises Americans ‘The Trump Steak of Coronavirus Vaccines’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump told the American people today that they ...
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