Tag: COVID-19

Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19

The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he has tested positive ...

White House Admits It Fed Trump Cheeseburgers and Called Them Hydroxychloroquine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...

White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals ...

Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on ...

To End Abortion, President Trump Bans Pregnancy Tests

WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal bases of support comes from ...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...

Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not really a secret that President Donald Trump’s administration is ...

Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...