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Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous President

LAGO MIERDO, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr told OAN in an interview this week that he's fielding just as many calls from the current...

Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A lot is going to have to change when President Donald Trump leaves office next month, but one thing he will...

Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...

Trump Jr Wonders If Biden Can Snort a 3AM Adderall Bump in an Emergency

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In American politics, a question gets asked about the fitness of just about any presidential candidate. Can they answer...

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Mouth Still Stuck Like That

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Reports from the nation's capital are that the son's third most intelligent son's trophy sex-Nazi's mouth is still locked in the...

Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...

Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents' two midly cogent older sons, Eric and his brother Donald...

Donald Trump Jr: “Americans Need to Go Back to Pretending to Work Like Me”

"My daddy always said if I can do something, literally any fucking moron in the world can do it, too."

Eric Trump Caught Trying to Cheat Off Brother’s Coronavirus Test

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump was just caught trying...

Trump Boys All Set To Go Bear Hunting on Trip to New York Stock Exchange

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- "We're goin' on a bear hunt, Daddy," Eric Trump shouted into the phone in his hand, the excitement exploding...
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