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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when ...
Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped ...
Twitter Won’t Pull Down Trump’s Tweets About Fucking Jack Dorsey’s Mom
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Twitter has officially declined to pull down tweets sent ...
Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most ...
Biden Commits to Unveiling Trump Presidential Portrait in Nearby Landfill
Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that if he wins the election this ...
Trump On Why He Votes By Mail But Doesn’t Want Anyone Else To: “It’s Good to Be President”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Goodly King Emperor Donald J. Trump casts his royal ballot in ...
Eric Trump Says Mail-In Ballots ‘Unfairly Silence’ Women Voters
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Despite the fact that he is a mail-in voter ...
White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie About
In one of the fasted conducted public opinion polls in human history, it’s been ...
Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...
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