Tag: election

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will not be the Democratic Party’s ...

Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though there are still several months left before the primary season ...

Rally Crowd Shocked and Dismayed When President Tells a Single Truth

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a campaign rally in North Carolina this week, President Donald ...

McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, perhaps feeling public pressure after leading ...

Obama: ‘Has Trump Ever Proven His Presidency Wasn’t Born in Russia?’

SECRET BUNKER, COUNTRY OF ISLAM — Former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) gave an ...

Trump Congratulates Putin On Second Presidential Election Victory Since 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump made a call to Russian President ...