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Politics

Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A lot is going to have to change when President Donald Trump leaves office next month, but one thing he will...
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Politics

Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet

James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...
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Economy

Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on the presidential limo that shuttles President Donald Trump to and...
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News

Eric Trump Joins In The Fun: “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, Doggy, Kitty, Baby, Rainbow, Money for Kids With Cancer…”

James Schlarmann - 0
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Not wanting to miss out on all the fun the grown-ups in the family had been having lately, Eric...
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Lifestyle

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to be a country full of people easily swayed into politicizing issues that would...
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Politics

Eric Trump Says Mail-In Ballots ‘Unfairly Silence’ Women Voters

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Despite the fact that he is a mail-in voter himself, President Donald Trump has started a sort of crusade...
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Politics

Eric Trump Urges His Dad to Shut the Obamagate, Obamadoor, and Obamawindows

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the past couple of days, Americans have begun to hear one phrase over and over from not only their commander...
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Medicine

Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...
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Business/Economy

Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents' two midly cogent older sons, Eric and his brother Donald...
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Medicine

Eric Trump Caught Trying to Cheat Off Brother’s Coronavirus Test

James Schlarmann - 0
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump was just caught trying...
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