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Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A lot is going to have to change when President Donald Trump leaves office next month, but one thing he will...

Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...

Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on the presidential limo that shuttles President Donald Trump to and...

Eric Trump Joins In The Fun: “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, Doggy, Kitty, Baby, Rainbow, Money for Kids With Cancer…”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Not wanting to miss out on all the fun the grown-ups in the family had been having lately, Eric...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to be a country full of people easily swayed into politicizing issues that would...

Eric Trump Says Mail-In Ballots ‘Unfairly Silence’ Women Voters

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Despite the fact that he is a mail-in voter himself, President Donald Trump has started a sort of crusade...

Eric Trump Urges His Dad to Shut the Obamagate, Obamadoor, and Obamawindows

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the past couple of days, Americans have begun to hear one phrase over and over from not only their commander...

Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...

Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents' two midly cogent older sons, Eric and his brother Donald...

Eric Trump Caught Trying to Cheat Off Brother’s Coronavirus Test

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump was just caught trying...
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