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Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN — Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It ...
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when ...
Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the ...
Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans dining out are no longer permitted to speak or think ...
Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)
Everyone’s favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded ...
Trump Thinks Black Athletes ‘Pose a Bigger Threat to American Security Than Nazis’
"Certain members of my base are really off-put by what black people do in ...
Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”
"We're also thinking of renaming the Washington Nationals to the Washington White Nationalists while ...
My Protest of Protests During National Anthem During the National Anthem Matters More Than Black Lives Matter
"Wasteful government spending is when you help poor families eat, not when you fly ...
Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution
Vice President Mike Pence will continue to fly around to NFL stadiums protesting protests ...
Man Who Got C’s In High School English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home
"What do they think gives them the right to speak whatever language they want?"
