Tag: First Amendment

Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN — Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It ...

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when ...

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the ...

Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans dining out are no longer permitted to speak or think ...

Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)

Everyone’s favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded ...

Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”

"We're also thinking of renaming the Washington Nationals to the Washington White Nationalists while ...