Tag: Fuck Trump

Biden Campaign Asks Jonathan Swan to Debate Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Joe Biden 2020 campaign has reportedly reached out to Axios ...

Palpatine Blames ‘AntiSith Anarchists’ for Use of Death Star on Alderaan

CORUSCANT — In an emergency address, Emperor Sheev Palpatine confirmed that the Death Star’s ...

RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...

Poll Indicates Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice

As the election draws closer, there’s little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he’s ...

White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals ...

Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...

Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s a feud perhaps no one on the Hill thought would ...

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