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Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
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Politics

On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter Daughter

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told his First Lady that while he wanted to wish her a happy birthday, she should be "very...
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Politics

Man Regrets His Early Vote for Hunter Biden’s Laptop

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KOCKWAHRT, RHODE ISLAND -- There is an old phrase you probably have never heard of, rooted in what we believe is an ancient language...
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Politics

KKK ‘Outraged, Devastated, and Hurt’ Trump Gives Proud Boys All The Attention

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COUSIN DOINK BAY, MISSISSIPPI -- The first presidential debate between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump was an abject mess, there...
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Economy

White House Releases List of Purchases Trump Has Made Using Funds From His Secret Chinese Bank Account

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the last four years, President Donald Trump has had what some on the Hill call an "on again, off again"...
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Politics

Biden Promises He’ll Hold a Big Ceremony to Hang Trump’s Presidential Mugshot

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WEST HAMPTON, OHIO -- This morning, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden made a campaign stop in a sleepy Ohio town, holding a very small...
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Politics

Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?

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What's Joe Biden hiding? Why won't he acquiesce to any of Dear President's demands about the first debate between the two tonight? First, Biden...
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Politics

Biden: “I Know Watching People Piss Might Be His Thing, But I Won’t Be Taking Trump’s Drug Test”

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DELAWARE -- President Donald Trump really, really, really wants former Vice President Joe Biden to take a drug test prior to tomorrow night's presidential debate. Trump...
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Politics

President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby Putin

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump caused quite a commotion when he refused to tell a reporter that he'd promise to transfer power...
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Politics

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish -- he has the votes in the Senate to ram his...
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