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Newly Discovered Life on Venus Declines Offer to Be Taken to Our Leader
BLEEPBLORP, VENUS — 2020 has been quite a year. “One for the record books,” ...
Trump Encourages Nation to ‘Never Forget’ 9/11 and ‘Always Forget’ Covid-19
WASHINGTON, D.C. — 19 years ago today, Al Qaeda operatives boarded four planes and ...
Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...
Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump ...
Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The President of the United States of America warned his citizens ...
Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA — With far less than a hundred days before the general election ...
Trump Warns That If Bidens Wins, America Will Look An Awful Lot Like America Looks Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If Joe Biden defeats Donald Trump in the general election this ...
Trump Jr Wonders If Biden Can Snort a 3AM Adderall Bump in an Emergency
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — In American politics, a question gets asked about the ...
Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump’s ...
TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and ...
