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Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Most every American can name its 16th president. That’s because he ...
NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The City of New York has extended an offer ...
DNC Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott Elections With Mail-in Ballots
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee is urging Trump supporters who don’t feel ...
Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused ...
Trump Warns His Enemies May Attempt ‘Electoral Coup’ on Him By Voting for His Opponent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The 2020 presidential election is now less than six months away ...
To End Abortion, President Trump Bans Pregnancy Tests
WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal bases of support comes from ...
Trump Claims Support of the Silent But Deadly Majority
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It might be hard for Americans to believe, but President Donald ...
President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not a well-kept secret on the Hill that the abysmal ...
Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do? Golf, Defend Myself From Impeachment, AND Keep An Eye On The Pandemic?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An angry President Trump once again lashed out at congressional Democrats ...
Trump Hereby Orders Constitution’s References to “Impeachment” Changed to “Coup “
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, The Archduke of D-List Reality TV Hosts His Royal ...
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