Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...

Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump ...

Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA — With far less than a hundred days before the general election ...

Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  It’s long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump’s ...

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and ...