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Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives ...
Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that President Donald Trump ...
President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece ...
Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...
White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald ...
An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump
Last week, a handful of white actors and actresses gave up their roles in ...
President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not a well-kept secret on the Hill that the abysmal ...
Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...
Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...
2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on ...
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