Tag: humorist

Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives ...

Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that President Donald Trump ...

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece ...

Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald ...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...

2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on ...