Tag: Jim Jordan

Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Congressman Jim Jordan ...

Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a fiery, hotly contested hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, ...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks of public and ...

Nunes, Jordan Unsure Vindman’s Purple Heart as Patriotic as Their Orange Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  Congressmen Gym Jordan and Devin Nunes, Republicans, are perhaps President Donald ...

Clowns Hold Press Conference and Raid Closed Door Deposition

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A gaggle of drunken, angry clowns held an emotional press conference ...

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — There is no longer a congressman named Rep. Jim Jordan, who ...