Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Pledges to Name Military Base Latrines After Trump Loyalists

Former Vice-President Joe Biden has announced that should he win the election this fall, ...

DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has announced the first presidential debate of ...

Incoherent Idiot Wastes Hour of Everyone’s Life Reminding Them Why They Should Vote for Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a nearly hour-long, oftentimes rambling, mostly incoherent rant, a massive ...

Biden Commits to Unveiling Trump Presidential Portrait in Nearby Landfill

Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that if he wins the election this ...

Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns

SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL — During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a ...

Trump Demands Obama’s Long Form Biden Endorsement

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, former President Barack Obama endorsed the presidential campaign of his ...

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will not be the Democratic Party’s ...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Investigate Coronavirus for Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has called the President of Ukraine over the ...

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