Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Commits to Unveiling Trump Presidential Portrait in Nearby Landfill

Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that if he wins the election this ...

Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns

SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL — During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a ...

Trump Demands Obama’s Long Form Biden Endorsement

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, former President Barack Obama endorsed the presidential campaign of his ...

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will not be the Democratic Party’s ...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Investigate Coronavirus for Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has called the President of Ukraine over the ...

DNC Says Next Presidential Debate Will Be Bare Chested Brawl Between Biden and Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has decided that the next debate in ...

Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...

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