Tag: Mike Pence

Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused ...

Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...

Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly heaved the ...

Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...

Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been ...

Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High ...