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Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not Permanent Abortion
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to ...
Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage With a Woman Who Isn’t His Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that he will not ...
Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused ...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...
Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly heaved the ...
Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections
All across the United States, Americans are finding out that the executive branch of ...
Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...
Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been ...
Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High ...
Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and Exposed Penises”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The NFL’s Super Bowl Halftime show has become quite a spectacle ...
