Tag: National Rifle Association

ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...

Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...

Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Mall Shooting Incident

DARWIN LAKE, FLORIDA — 26-year-old Graham Phillips is a self-described “modern libertarian in every ...

Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries

SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN — Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week ...

Dana Loesch: ‘Children Should Be Shot At, But Not Heard’

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — This morning, NRA spokesterrorist Dana Loesch gave an interview to a ...