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ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...
Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...
Local Man Loses Track Of Which Mass Shooting It’d Be Inappropriate To Talk About Gun Control After
"Was it the one yesterday, or earlier this week...last month? Shit. I can't remember."
Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Mall Shooting Incident
DARWIN LAKE, FLORIDA — 26-year-old Graham Phillips is a self-described “modern libertarian in every ...
NRA Spokesman: “A Few Dozen Dead School Kids Is A Literally Small Price To Pay For Freedom” (VIDEO)
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — This week, the National Rifle Association released a video with its ...
Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries
SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN — Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week ...
NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show
In the weeks since they survived the horrific mass shooting at their high school, ...
Trump Says Obama Used ‘Sharia Voodoo’ And Forced Him To Ban Bump Stocks Under Mind Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Donald Trump shocked many in his own party ...
Gun Rights Activist: President Trump’s The ‘Right Shade Of Gun Grabber’
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — For the entire eight years of the presidency of ...
Dana Loesch: ‘Children Should Be Shot At, But Not Heard’
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — This morning, NRA spokesterrorist Dana Loesch gave an interview to a ...
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