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Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has ...
Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)
Everyone’s favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded ...
T-Bone Lahren Wants President of Carolinas To Forbid Sale Of Panthers To P-Diddy
SIN CEREBRO, TEXAS — Timpani Lahren, the feisty blonde conservative commentator and Fox News ...
Putin Furious Trump Hasn’t Asked NFL Players To Stand For Russian National Anthem Yet
"I know not to leave Daddy waiting too long."
Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports”
"Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that urbans are allowed to make white ...
Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”
"WHY COME YOU GIVE AWARD TO KAEPERNICK?!"
Trump Thinks Black Athletes ‘Pose a Bigger Threat to American Security Than Nazis’
"Certain members of my base are really off-put by what black people do in ...
Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for Flagging Sales
"We realized it was actually uppity black people peacefully protesting that was making our ...
Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks
"What are they even protesting, anyway?"
Trump Demands Congress Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights
"That arcane constitution really should be reviewed."
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