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ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...
Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...
WalMart Assures Americans They Can Still Make Love To Their Guns In Store Parking Lots
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS — This week, WalMart’s CEO shocked America when it announced it was ...
Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc. ...
Local Man Loses Track Of Which Mass Shooting It’d Be Inappropriate To Talk About Gun Control After
"Was it the one yesterday, or earlier this week...last month? Shit. I can't remember."
Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Mall Shooting Incident
DARWIN LAKE, FLORIDA — 26-year-old Graham Phillips is a self-described “modern libertarian in every ...
NRA Spokesman: “A Few Dozen Dead School Kids Is A Literally Small Price To Pay For Freedom” (VIDEO)
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — This week, the National Rifle Association released a video with its ...
Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries
SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN — Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week ...
NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show
In the weeks since they survived the horrific mass shooting at their high school, ...
Trump Says Obama Used ‘Sharia Voodoo’ And Forced Him To Ban Bump Stocks Under Mind Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Donald Trump shocked many in his own party ...
