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Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...

Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president’s Senior White Power Adviser has announced that he is ...

Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout his presidency, President Donald Trump has tried to maintain an ...

NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure ...

Hillary Clinton Is Circling Ivanka Trump’s House Shouting “Lock Her Up”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities and eyewitnesses close to the situation are confirming at the ...