Tag: political comedy

Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the history of the United States, very, very few people ...

Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump ...

Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA — With far less than a hundred days before the general election ...

Kellyanne Conway Jumps Into Dumpster Fire ‘Once More For Old Times’ Sake’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities in the nation’s capital are reporting that soon-to-be former White ...

DeJoy: “What the Fuckin’ Fuck is That Blue Box Lookin’ Fuckin’ Thing?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When Postmaster General Louis DeJoy was asked some very basic questions ...

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Mouth Still Stuck Like That

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports from the nation’s capital are that the son’s third most ...