Tag: political satire

Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused ...

To End Abortion, President Trump Bans Pregnancy Tests

WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal bases of support comes from ...

Trump Claims Support of the Silent But Deadly Majority

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It might be hard for Americans to believe, but President Donald ...

Trump Asks Ben Carson to Set Up Meeting With Aunt Jemima

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Before “anyone makes any permanent decisions” on the issue, President Donald ...

Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world is still celebrating his announcement of an AIDS ...

Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...