Tag: pro-choice

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...

Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care ...

Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they ...

Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA — Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama ...

Alabama Democrats Want a 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA — In response to Republicans in their state ...

Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely ...

Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway

COUSIN LOVERS, MISSOURI — Jason Hubbard is a described “free market capitalist” with a ...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith ...

Georgia Man Picks Out Burial Plot for Old Gym Sock

ENFANT MARIÉE PEAK, GEORGIA — Skeeter McCoy was spotted at the Eternal Gardens mortuary, ...

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