Tag: Rand Paul

Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN — Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It ...

Rand Paul to Filibuster Bubba Wallace’s Last Lap

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Rand Paul (R-The Kremlin) has announced that he plans to ...

Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one neighbor beating up ...