Tag: Republican Party

Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Most every American can name its 16th president. That’s because he ...

Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump announced today that ...

Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO — The State of Ohio has contracted with a city’s ...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but ...

Trump Reminds Amash of Their Oath to Uphold and Defend the Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the weekend, Republican Congressman Rep. Justin Amash of Michigan became ...

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — There is no longer a congressman named Rep. Jim Jordan, who ...

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition ...

Senate Democrats Promise To Have Spinal Placement Surgery Completed Before Midterms

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the ...