Tag: Robert Mueller

Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump got his wish and the nation’s capital ...

Bob Mueller Sends Super Secret Coded Message to Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered his first, highly-anticipated remarks ...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but ...

Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, congressional janitorial staff is still laboriously ...

Graham Says Barr Hearing ‘Really Tested’ His Gag Reflex

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, the Senate Judiciary Committee held a fiery, contentious hearing ...