Tag: Roe vs. Wade

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...

Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they ...

Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO — The State of Ohio has contracted with a city’s ...

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA — A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new ...