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Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a fiery, hotly contested hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, ...
CDC Studying Effect of Presidential Rage Tweets About Confessed Criminal Traitors on COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Newly unsealed legal documents in the case against disgraced former Army ...
Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker ...
Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...
Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Trump took part in the G-7 summit. The ...
Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire ...
Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...
Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no secret on the Hill that Special Counsel Robert Mueller ...
Giluliani Defends OJ: ‘I’m Not Even Sure Repeatedly Showing Someone the Edge Of Your Knife In Their Throat Is A Crime’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Stating that he “might as well” because he was ...
White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During yesterday’s quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump ...
