Tag: Russia

Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a fiery, hotly contested hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, ...

Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...

Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Trump took part in the G-7 summit. The ...

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During yesterday’s quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump ...