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Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
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Religion

Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not Permanent Abortion

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to address shocking allegations that doctors in Georgia performed unrequested hysterectomies...
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Politics

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Maybe it won't happen. In order for it to happen, not only does President Donald Trump need to win re-election, he...
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Politics

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

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CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and being banned in the United States by President Donald Trump,...
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Politics

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece Mary's new book. In the tell-all, Ms. Trump goes into...
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Politics

Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he happens to be, probably, the most famous one, and millions...
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An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump

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Last week, a handful of white actors and actresses gave up their roles in animated projects so that someone closer to the racial makeup...
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Lifestyle

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to be a country full of people easily swayed into politicizing issues that would...
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News

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump hasn't been talking much about the death toll from America's...
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Politics

Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most number of "no" votes of anyone nominated for the job,...
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