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Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most ...
Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — What, exactly, is “Obamagate?” To be sure, it’s something that King ...
Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...
President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, the United States has suffered 83, ...
ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — The terrorist organization known as ISIS has released a new video ...
Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C — Last month, Federal District Judge Amy Berman Jackson sentenced Roger Stone, ...
Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — On his radio show this morning, Fox News host ...
RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an urgent press release ...
Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...
Kellyanne Conway: “The Trump Economy Can Easily Handle 6.6 Million Americans Filing for Alternative Employment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump tried to brace the nation for what ...
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