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Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — There is no longer a congressman named Rep. Jim Jordan, who ...
Ivanka Says Media Wouldn’t Ask Other President’s Daughter/Lover/Official White House Aide About His Sexual Misconduct
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An offended Ivanka Trump recently told an NBC reporter that she ...
Tickets Still Available For “Me-2017” New Year’s Eve Ball Hosted By Kevin Spacey, Louis CK
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The finishing touches are being put on the Cosby ...
Ivanka Defends Daddy: “He’s Always Gotten My Consent First”
"I don't want fake news out there about Daddy."
Roy Moore Starts Oingo Boingo Tribute Band To Tour Alabama Malls and Middle Schools
"Oingo Bango is ready to start touring the middle schools and strip malls of ...
OPINION: Excusing Pussy Grabbing, Pedophilia, And Russian Collusion Are Patriotic As Long As Tax Cuts Are At Stake
Voters all over the country understand one thing — America’s moral compass is set ...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains The Difference Between Bucket Of Shit And President
"I gotta try to polish this turd somehow guys."
God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is
"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
Fox News Told Me I Lack The Requisite Sexual Abuse Allegations To Be A “Good Fit” For Their Network
"You never once asked me what I look like naked."
Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump
LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN — 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn’t consider himself a ...
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