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Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections
All across the United States, Americans are finding out that the executive branch of ...
Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president’s Senior White Power Adviser has announced that he is ...
Stephen Miller’s Hair Says It Doesn’t See Anything Unnatural or Fake Looking About Trump’s Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Senior Fascism Adviser Stephen Miller’s hair appeared on a ...
Everybody Totally Believed That Was Stephen Miller’s Real Hair
The alarm went off at its usual time — 3:30am in the morning. The ...
Barack Obama: “I Bet That Punk Ass Beta Cuck Male Stephen Miller Can’t Hold His Breath For 10 Minutes Straight”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, NBC News reported that White House Senior Policy Adviser, ...
White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During yesterday’s quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump ...
Citing Budget Deficit, Trump Enacts Tariff On Free Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump issued an executive order today that placed a ...
Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans dining out are no longer permitted to speak or think ...
Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National ...
Stephen Miller Waits In Front Of Flagpole After School For Jake Tapper
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The Internet was abuzz after White House aide Stephen ...
