Tag: Supreme Court

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish — ...

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...

RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...

Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly heaved the ...

Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout his presidency, President Donald Trump has tried to maintain an ...

Trump Orders SCOTUS to Declare Him ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Unites States of America seems to be sliding ever quicker ...

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA — A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new ...

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