Tag: Tomi Lahren

Lahren: NASA Should Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren ...

Tomi Lahren to Release List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA — From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern ...

Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

With just days before Christmas, Fox News contributing racist Tabula Lahren told viewers on ...

Woman Refuses to Apologize for Her Tomi Lahren Halloween Costume

ARROYO FALLS, MICHIGAN — Another Halloween season has come and gone, and not without ...

Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed ...

Tendinitis Lahren Starting Her Own Shoe Company

CHICA RUBIA CHINGADERA, CALIFORNIA — When Nike announced that, after being advised by former ...

Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed ...

Bitch Kicks Dog

Over the span of her relatively short career, right-wing firebrand commentator and Nazi Barbie ...

Tabasco Lahren Says The Wakanda Forever Hashtag Is ‘Just Like The KKK’

VALLE DE PUTANA RACISTA, CALIFORNIA — Today right-wing firebrand commentator Tinseltown Lahren told listeners ...

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