Tag: Trump Sucks

Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the ...

Trump Relinquishes Presidential Responsibilities in Democrat-Run Cities

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a press conference today, President Donald Trump officially relinquished all ...

Poll Indicates Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice

As the election draws closer, there’s little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he’s ...

Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s a feud perhaps no one on the Hill thought would ...