Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...

Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...

White House to Begin Reporting Coronavirus and Democrat Hoax Deaths Separately

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has made the determination that it needs to ...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks of public and ...

Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick

BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA — Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held ...

Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president ...

President Says UFC Crowd Booed Hillary for Not Being There For Them to Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an Ultimate Fighting Championship ...

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