Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...

White House to Begin Reporting Coronavirus and Democrat Hoax Deaths Separately

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has made the determination that it needs to ...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks of public and ...

Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick

BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA — Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held ...

Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president ...

President Says UFC Crowd Booed Hillary for Not Being There For Them to Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an Ultimate Fighting Championship ...

Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota’s Largest Klan Rally

Officials from Minnesota are confirming this morning that last night an insufferable, sweaty, lying ...

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