Tag: Twitter

Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when ...

Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped ...

Twitter Won’t Pull Down Trump’s Tweets About Fucking Jack Dorsey’s Mom

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Twitter has officially declined to pull down tweets sent ...

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Require Users Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been no big secret around the nation’s capital that President ...

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