Tag: Vladimir Putin

Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...

Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Trump took part in the G-7 summit. The ...

Putin Acknowledges Midterms Are Referendum On His First Term

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — As Americans headed to the polls to cast their ballots in ...

Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian/American President Vladimir Putin (R-Kremlin) is said to be extremely irate ...

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During yesterday’s quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump ...

Obama: ‘Has Trump Ever Proven His Presidency Wasn’t Born in Russia?’

SECRET BUNKER, COUNTRY OF ISLAM — Former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) gave an ...

Trump Congratulates Putin On Second Presidential Election Victory Since 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump made a call to Russian President ...