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Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...
President Assures Skeptics Putin Gave Him Permission to Collude With Ukraine This Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As buzz grows on the Hill surrounding reports that President Donald ...
Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Trump took part in the G-7 summit. The ...
Putin Acknowledges Midterms Are Referendum On His First Term
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — As Americans headed to the polls to cast their ballots in ...
Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian/American President Vladimir Putin (R-Kremlin) is said to be extremely irate ...
Giluliani Defends OJ: ‘I’m Not Even Sure Repeatedly Showing Someone the Edge Of Your Knife In Their Throat Is A Crime’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Stating that he “might as well” because he was ...
White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During yesterday’s quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump ...
Obama: ‘Has Trump Ever Proven His Presidency Wasn’t Born in Russia?’
SECRET BUNKER, COUNTRY OF ISLAM — Former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) gave an ...
Trump Congratulates Putin On Second Presidential Election Victory Since 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump made a call to Russian President ...
Republican Congressman Igor Americaman Glad Colleagues Shut Down ‘Obvious Russian Investigation мошенничество’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, a Republican congressional representative from a small town in ...
