Trump Offers To Grab Mitt Romney’s Binders By The Pussy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, former Massachusetts governor, failed 2012 Republican presidential candidate, and all-around nice robot Mitt Romney announced his candidacy for outgoing Utah Senator Orin Hatch’s seat. Hatch announced earlier this year he would not seek re-election, and Mr. Romney has thrown his hat into the ring for it. It was unclear initially how … Continue reading Trump Offers To Grab Mitt Romney’s Binders By The Pussy